PinnedPublished inSlackjawOur Conception Party: FAQ!Celebrate the creation of new life!Jul 13, 2021Jul 13, 2021
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Radio HazeI just recently got a pair of bluetooth headphones conducive to sleeping. They’re comfy and hardly noticeable. They also double as a sleep…Aug 3, 2021Aug 3, 2021
The Erotica of P.G. WodehouseI have sent this to the only two places that I thought might possibly like this even a little. It was rejected outright both times. So I…Jul 26, 20211Jul 26, 20211
There’s No More Good Titles for Anxiety And Depression ArticlesI sat here trying to think or a clever and/or witty title for this piece, but nothing was good enough. So I gave up. Which is really the…Jul 21, 2021Jul 21, 2021
The Auteur Next DoorWhen we first moved here, my issue of The New Yorker had ended up in my neighbor’s mailbox. So she, a very attractive young woman about my…Jul 20, 2021Jul 20, 2021
A Faux Pas, I GuessSometime just before Christmas I went to a small bookstore in a small town near my own.Jul 19, 2021Jul 19, 2021
Smoke ’Em While Ya Got ‘Em!I did a play once with a man, in his early-70s, who told me that if he made it to 80 he was going to start smoking again. A noble goal, and…Jul 16, 2021Jul 16, 2021
Western Union CallingTom lies staring at the ceiling in his rented room downtown. Ashtray sitting on the radiator. Smoking unfiltered camels. Listening to Fred…Jul 15, 2021Jul 15, 2021
Major News Events Of The ’90s (As Interpreted By Me, Who Was A Small Child At The Time)April 6, 1992 — December 14, 1995 — The Bosnian War — I don’t know what this one was about. I just know that it really upset Peter…Jul 12, 2021Jul 12, 2021
